Now jokes

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

My peepee was big, now it's small.

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!