Now jokes

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Ariana-Chat now!

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

"Na na na na now na na na na now."

Did you hear about the new doggy condos?

Apparently they are now releasing!

Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?

A: They give you more bids.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."