Not jokes

Do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

Dark humor is like life:

Not everyone gets it.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."

Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.

GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"

It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!

I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

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