Not jokes

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Top 10 Cos:

1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco

Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.

Dark humor is like life:

Not everyone gets it.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...

What happened?

Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.

Who is not hungry in Africa?

A dead person.

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

How to not exist: Kys.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

Her: "Land of the free".

Me: *fat*

Her: What do you mean?

Me: It's not fat-free.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

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