Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans play gta and get five stars because they’re not wanted
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
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why did sally fall off the swing? cause she had no arms knock knock? who's there, not sally
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
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we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
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If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
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Why can’t a orphan get arrested
Because there not wanted
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is
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