Not jokes
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
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Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.