Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Orphans in Stores
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This one's about orphans, those kids without parents, right? The joke is that if they were allowed in stores, they'd "feel at home" because, get it? They don't HAVE a home! I bet you feel pretty dumb right now.