Not jokes
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Memes
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.