Not jokes
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.