I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
How to not exist: Kys.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.