Not jokes
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"