Not Jokes

Wife: I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????

(doesnt have bossbar)

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Why can't orphans be criminals? Because there not wanted.

Knock knock

Orphan: Whos there

Not your parents

Coworker:Knock knock orphan: who’s there coworker: not your parents

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What is the same between water and dark jokes? Not everyone gets it!

Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.” Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.

This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”

The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”

So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”

When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”

The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”

What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice

an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?

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Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?

Because he didn't want to see the bill.

Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler

technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)