Not jokes

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

Do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because the home button does not work.

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

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Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?

Next time I’m bringing all my friends.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

Doctor: Yep.

Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad.