Not jokes
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Abortion is not a joke.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.