Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Not Jokes
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
