Not jokes
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
What can orphans not do in school?
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.