Not jokes

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.

Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.

It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he had no BODY to go with!

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.