Not jokes
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why did you say not to?
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.