Not jokes
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Why did you say not to?
I'm not gay, dick.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.