Not jokes
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Repost from my friends account
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
John is not funny.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
Hi, I did not get your walk.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.