Not jokes
What can you catch, but not throw?
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.