Not jokes
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Memes
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.