Not jokes
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Memes
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.