Not jokes
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.