Not jokes

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.

Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.