Not jokes
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Memes
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"