Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Not Jokes
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
