Not jokes
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Memes
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"