Not jokes
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.