Not jokes
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Memes
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.