Not jokes
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Memes
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)