Not jokes

Man

Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!

Dad

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

Death

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

Memes

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

Orphan

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

Garbage

I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.

Orphan

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.

Wife

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

Egg Yolk

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!