Not jokes
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.