Not jokes
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Memes
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't worry, I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.