Not jokes
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Memes
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.