Not jokes
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.