Not jokes
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Imagine. Kobe could not.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!