Not jokes

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

What goes up and down and does not move?

Stairs.

Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.

'Cause they sell oden, not a family.

Teacher: What’s 2+2?

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.

Well, I have nothing.

Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the side that he was not on.