Not jokes
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.