Not jokes
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD