What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Orphan vs Apple
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, orphans don't have parents, right? And apples, they get picked off trees. So the joke is, even though orphans need parents, nobody picks them. You probably got picked last for dodgeball too, didn't you?