What is a dry swimmer🏊♂️?
Not in the water🌊...
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
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What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? Answer: Your right elbow
My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let's go for a swim. Adam replies I'm not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade's into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.
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THIS ISNT A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE PLANE IN LAKE HARREIT IS NOT IN THE LAKE IT IS INVISIBLE CAUSE OF THE SATALITE PIC SO THERES NO PLANE IN LAKE HARRIET
HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho
Question Your American when your not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when your in the restroom.
Answer European (Your a peein')
A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
What's the difference between a baby and a salad? I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urnel......Later on I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because well he probably had to go but yeah he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urnel so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part
If the sun is 9n space, then why is there light on earth, but not in space?
i went fishing while watching porn and my girlfriend said ''well you want my fish''and i said but your not in the water.
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A man (ameenya sheed) text a nother man(bob) and said
"Hi im, ameenya sheed."
Bob" you not in my shed because i dont have one but i have a garage, i dont think your in there:
