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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
I weeee is?
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
But when?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
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Nononono.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.
How many software engineers?
Again, none. It's a hardware problem.
How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?
Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.