None jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
But when?
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
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Nononono.
Ready? Go!
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
I weeee is?
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Like this.
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.