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How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

Ready? Go!

Nononono.

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

I weeee is?

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.

Bro wtf is all this!?

Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.

Why do nuns go around in pairs?

So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Like this.

What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?

None.

They're both imaginary.

You're really...

How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.

None of these are even funny. Just stupid.

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for it being black.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.

Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!

Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.

(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)

Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?

All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”