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what war game can the French win? none there always losing

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

Q- How did hellen kellers parents punish her? A- They put a plunger in the toilet

Q- How many kids did Hellen Keller have? A- None the plunger went all the way up

What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none you can eat both.

The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None there is no electricity

I have a skeleTON of jokes but none of them are very humerous.

Why do nuns go round in pairs? So one nun makes sure the other nun don't get none!

My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”

What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?

None.

They're both imaginary.

bro wtf is all this!? like fr tho none of this be funny....messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru

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How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb

None they just beat the room for it being black

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One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''