None Jokes

The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

I have a skeleTON of jokes but none of them are very humerous.

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”

My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

bro wtf is all this!? like fr tho none of this be funny....messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru

None of these are even funny. Just stupid ..

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb

None they just beat the room for it being black

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One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home wait a second.

How many oz. of water does it take to screw a light bulb.

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?

None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.

How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.

Well yo mama is fat. And when she loses weight all the food that she has is hers but the Africans get none

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen. I turned on the light and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled ,,there is big game tomorrow", and he disappeared.

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it's only people who are skinny but the fat people can't have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

People named Aaron are annoying why have two A’s when you can have none... (Ron)

An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.

Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.

Are you guys alright ? if you answered yes then you are wrong You are all LEFT kill meh (This joke was taken from dat none funny b*tch on britains got talent)