There is no god. None, not one.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
None of these jokes really took off.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
bro wtf is all this!? like fr tho none of this be funny....messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru
Q- How did hellen kellers parents punish her? A- They put a plunger in the toilet
Q- How many kids did Hellen Keller have? A- None the plunger went all the way up
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
I weeee is?
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Nononono.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
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But when?
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
