Nine jokes
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
9+10=21
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.