Nine jokes
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Memes
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.