Nine

Nine jokes

Pilot

Why do people always talk about nine eleven???

My dad died that day.

He was a good pilot.

Number

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

Yo mama

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

Memes

Chant

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.

Difference

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.

Story

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...

Cancer

Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?

Doctor: Ten.

Man: Weeks? Months? Days?

Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...

Crash

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

Trash

How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?

About nine months and a day.

Cat

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

Sister

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

Miscarriage

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage.

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