Nine jokes
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.