Nine Jokes

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Why are cats 🐈 good at video games!

Because they have nine lives!

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq

Why do people always talk about nine eleven??? my dad died that day he was a good pilot.

yo mama so slow she took nine months to make the joke, thank god mine only took 6

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew He tucks it in his football sock Ayew, Ayew Shagged a bird and now she's dead Swung his cock around her head Jordan Ayew Palace number nine 🦅🔴🔵

Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...

How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? about nine months and a day

i dont like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage

Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex !

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

I got a ps5 for my nine year old sister. At the time I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore

How many beans are there in Irish Chili?? A: 239 Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine? A: ( spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more it'd be two farty. ..lol