Nine Jokes

Why do people always talk about nine eleven???

My dad died that day.

He was a good pilot.

So we all know why 6 was afraid of seven; because it eight nine, But why was ten scared? it was in between 9/11.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What do you call a nine year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

Two tweets are shown. The first tweet says: "Imagine walking 2km to hatch an egg and it turning out to be a fucking magikarp." The second tweet is by user Magikarp The Fish saying: "imagine waiting nine months to give birth and it's you"

Why did 10 have trauma? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

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