Nine jokes
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."