Night Jokes

Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.

What’s red and white and black all over?

A dead white man at night time!

How long was the owl trick or treating?

Owl night long!

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

I love rdr2

A person is standing in the snow. The snow around them has been deformed to resemble male genitalia. The text on the image says: "To the tech artist who worked multiple late nights on the snow deformation technology, know that you've brought much joy to the world."

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.

It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.