Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
