Night jokes

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.

It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

How do you find Will Smith?

You look for the Fresh Prince.