Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
