Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
