Night jokes

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

How do you find Will Smith?

You look for the Fresh Prince.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

I wanna date you.

Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.