Worst Jokes Ever
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.