Worst Jokes Ever

Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

My enemy: Uh, no, why?

Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.

Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?

What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

What can orphans not get when playing a sport?

A home run!

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?

Asif