Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Worst Jokes Ever
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Why doesnβt my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
An autistic man walks into a bra.
