Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Ryurhg.
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
