Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Worst Jokes Ever
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
