Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Scientist

    • Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

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    • God

    • During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"

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    • Politician

    • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

    Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

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    • Arrest

    • I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.

    The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

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    • Daveon

    • I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

    Line

    • Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

    Computer

    • Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

    Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

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    • Slut

    • I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

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    • Guy

    • A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

    Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

    Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

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