Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Drake.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Watchdogs.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.