Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Bored come talk v rah.
