Worst Jokes Ever
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.