Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Gegebehhhhh!
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
May and its gang.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
May.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
