Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

How do you stop a baby from crying?

You drown it.

Evanka Eckert

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

Come back, old members!

𝕽𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖈𝖍

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”