What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
