Worst Jokes Ever
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!