Worst Jokes Ever
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.