Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Worst Jokes Ever
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
How is the weather down there?
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
