Worst Jokes Ever
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Dad?
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.