Worst Jokes Ever
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
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What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"