Worst Jokes Ever

I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

Give a like if I have no friends.

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

What did Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass flippers.

What does Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass slippers.

Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

God is good. God is great.

Misogyny? More like misogelbow.

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

What about women's lefts?

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!