What do emo's do when they meet up? They hang out
Q. What does an orphan call a selfie of them self?
A. A family portrait
What dose dark humor and kids with cancer have in common, they never get old
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
Balls in your jaws
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have? A Family
what do you call a stoned mexican
Baked bean
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction
