Guys stop before I tell my parents!
Worst Jokes Ever
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Nope, nope, and nope.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
