So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
Orphan's Comeback
Categories
Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Listen, you smooth-brained goof, you wrote this thing. It's a dark humor joke that revolves around an orphan using the asker's lack of a girlfriend as a setup for a jab about the orphan's missing parents. It's passive-aggressive because, instead of saying something directly, he uses a question to highlight your loneliness then gets you back by bringing up his dead parents in return, like a spicy comeback.