Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
i think i know why stephen hawkings died, he pressed altf4
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Why was the orphans first phone a xr Because it had no home button
Why cant orphans play soft ball????? Because thye dont know where home bass is
i never under stood school shooting jokes
i guess they were aimed at younger audiences
You are so skinny that they wont let you ride a fucking roller coaster cuz u flied defore
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only one of them get picked...
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
9/11 was not funny it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah
