Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"