Worst Jokes Ever
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
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What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!