Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Worst Jokes Ever
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I love big hot sexy men.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
