Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
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I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
