Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)