Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Basketballs are bigger than end.
300? You are a 3.0.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.