A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why do orphans want to be gay? because they will have someone to call daddy for once
why did stephen hawking die ? he couldnt log in
Your hairline is more bent than your gender
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Roses r red violets r blue Shrek thought he was UGLY until he saw U👀👀
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef? He pasta way!
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
