Worst Jokes Ever

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.

Ligma balls!

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the cow.

What's the difference between me and an orphan?

At least my dad came back.

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!

Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.

A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

The boy asks, "What gave me away?"

The man responds, "Your parents."

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?