What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
Your hairline so far back it took a trip to America
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
what do you call a cow with no legs ground meat
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself? So she can moan with her right hand.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
I rate these jokes 9/11
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
why are you gay because you are
Why cant orphans be gay?
because they got nobody to call daddy
