Worst Jokes Ever
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.