Never jokes

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.

I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.

Who's the bus driver?

You will never nose [know].

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.