Never jokes
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
Honestly
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Looks like he never charged up fully.