Never jokes
"Never gonna give you up."
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...