Never Jokes

Wolf looks like a fox It has the sharpest claws It has a bushy tail To eat it doesn't fail It has a coat of red My grandmother has said It hunts for search of food It is never never good

well i guess exoplanets never had some exoloration 🤣🤣🤣

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely Gwen

I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY"

Farmer's Wife: Honey where are the cow's?

Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.

Farmer's Wife: Why?

I don't know but the stakes have never been higher.

You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?

Because they never take a chill pill

I didn’t orphan never say home

Because they didn’t have one

Why is something orphans can never say? Let’s go home

A delivery service called ‘Ross deliveries’ was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Orphan- I want to be a relator Teacher- Why? Orphan- Because I never had one in my childhood.

Why Can't a Orphan go on Away games?

There parent will never show up!

“I really hate cats” my friend replied with" you gotta be kitten me."

We never saw him again

My dad never came back with the milk my mom told me he's in the army

I have a friend of mine from school, I always see them with bangs so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came.. their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead. :)

-Dark_Humor

The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear. “I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?” “From my father.” said Johnny. “Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.” “I do.” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”

Once upon a time there was an crow with a cheese in his mouth then a fox came and when he saw the piece of cheese he tried to trick the crow he said that the crow's voice was beautiful and then he said he wanted to hear him sing so the crow started singing and then the piece of cheese came into his mouth he said never trust anyone and then he walked away

why is the disease lung cancer never hungry, Because its eating on your lungs

President Joesph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to, Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Deleware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place oh well that's politics