Never jokes
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Technoblade never got a wife.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”