Never jokes
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.