Never jokes
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Memes
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O