Never jokes
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
"Send me back, I never liked you."