Never jokes

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.

Me and my cancer

Are like a game of Fortnite.

I’ll never win.

Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.

What store do orphans never go to?

Home Depot 🤣

Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?

A: Because they're never wanted.

Technoblade never got a wife.

Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

They never reached home.

"Send me back, I never liked you."

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

Looks like he never charged up fully.

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.

Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!

Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.

(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)

Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?

All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”

If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.

DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!