What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie? Don't ever ask me no damn question like that I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie you crazy?
What did santa use as a candy cane? Wait wait I said it wrong Ok What did santa use to do his garden....never mind
you want to her a cheezy pizza joke-never mind its to cheezy hehehehehe
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
bill never do that again
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.
Why did the blind man get killed, bcz he never saw it coming
Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate. Shitmate: you’re so shitable . Me: Bring banana ice cream. Shitmate: never happening.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Never talk about 9/11 to me i lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Me: "WYD"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough"
Me: "Without me? Lol
Never gonna give you up
Why do orphans never use other people Wi-Fi ? So they can be connected
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says "mom come quick I'm walking on water" and the mom runs in and says I knew evon whatent yo daddy I ain't never slept with h a day my life
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said,"Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?". After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Cause mommy never gave them some
why do orphan have water in cereal
bc mom was never around to produce milk
