Never jokes
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Hollow Knight Meme
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.